my 18-year-old brother. oh how i miss that sweet, sweet summer sleep schedule.
i was cleaning up the living room and saw a goldfish cracker on the floor near where my twins usually eat snacks. rather than walk to the kitchen to throw it away, i just ate it.
it was stale, but i saved like 20 steps.
legally purchase our stock photography? who do you think we are—ask jeeves? just throw up the free download with the watermark. nobody will notice.
two of my high school acquaintances (green and red) tackling the tough issues.
went to the mavs game last night and sat across the aisle from derek holland. he obviously wanted to watch the game, but he took a few photos for people that noticed him (including my wife) and seemed like a nice guy.
after chris arnold did some on the court contest with dancing kids, he found holland and sat in the aisle for the better part of the third quarter. people were log jamming there, trying to get around him and arnold couldn’t have cared less. he was just like, go around me, i’m not moving.
he must have been off duty because he bumped everyone down on derek’s row and sat there the entire 4th quarter.
in conclusion, chris arnold is a total d bag.
being a dad means sometimes you gotta clean spit up off of a slinky.
found this on shutterstock. here were my search terms:
"skeeter from doug"
"messed up ear"
"colors don’t necessarily have to stay within the lines"
"useless in all situations"
"1 minute or less drawings"
"one eyebrow only"
"extra double shitty"
"neck is possibly a pedestal"
good to know.