Nov
25
2009
baby claire rocking the cosmic doodles shirt i made for her.  this baby parties hard.  i visited last weekend and she stayed up until after midnight.

baby claire rocking the cosmic doodles shirt i made for her. 

this baby parties hard.  i visited last weekend and she stayed up until after midnight.

posted 2 hours ago

Nov
24
2009

azizisbored:

The Ultimate Warrior on the Arsenio Hall Show

Randomly stumbled on to this gem last night. Fast forward to :45 when the Warrior comes on and proceeds to just define the term going apeshit.

apparently, the ultimate warrior lived in the big house at the end of my block in a subburb of dallas, texas growing up.  at least, that’s what one of my neighborhood friends told me.  i had my doubts at the time, but i chose to believe a professional wrestler lived down the street.

whenever i went for a bike ride i would do a few loops around his circular driveway in hopes that i would see him mowing the lawn or working on an old camaro in the garage.

according to this random interview i found, he did live in texas at one point: “I was living in Texas…” so maybe that was his house.

i am emailing him now, so i’ll let you know what he says.

posted 18 hours ago

Nov
24
2009
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posted 22 hours ago

Nov
24
2009

startex power is not lame

i am moving out of my apartment at the end of this month and canceled my electricity today.  power companies seem relatively arbitrary, so when moving in i picked the cheapest one i could find—startex power. 

i had no qualms with them up until today, but for some reason i expected the cancelation process to be jumping through a series of hoops, most of them engulfed in flames.

to my surprise, it went really smoothly.  the lady on the phone was nice and efficient.  it was a hassle-free experience over in less than six minutes.

if you need power and you live in texas, i suggest you consider startex.  if you need power and you don’t live in texas, i suggest you move to texas.  then i suggest you consider startex.

posted 1 day ago

Nov
24
2009

“wait, what?  zombies?  what kind of zombies?”

posted 1 day ago

Nov
18
2009
just know that i can still get rim… …on a nine-foot hoop.

just know that i can still get rim…

…on a nine-foot hoop.

posted 1 week ago

Nov
18
2009
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posted 1 week ago

Nov
16
2009

awesome spammer names of the week

i get spam emails constantly.  here is a list of some of the best names spammers used last week in their never-ending quest to obtain access to my bank account.

madam janet may sullivan

amado odell

mr. lee chin wilson

adissa issouf

stacy gonzalez

mrs. linda owen

carlene floria

nicole jeanie

sherman correa

ahmad frye

posted 1 week ago

Nov
13
2009
(via ziggyanimosity) the doctor is considering it…

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the doctor is considering it…

posted 1 week ago

Nov
13
2009
i drew chief wahoo with some sharpies a few months ago when i was on a really long client call that i didn’t need to be on.  i was watching the rangers v indians gamecast on yahoo and got inspired.  he now sits on my monitor motivating me to reach for the stars, scalp people when i don’t agree with them and trade valuable pelts and precious metals for worthless trinkets and blankets contaminated with disease.

i drew chief wahoo with some sharpies a few months ago when i was on a really long client call that i didn’t need to be on.  i was watching the rangers v indians gamecast on yahoo and got inspired.  he now sits on my monitor motivating me to reach for the stars, scalp people when i don’t agree with them and trade valuable pelts and precious metals for worthless trinkets and blankets contaminated with disease.

posted 1 week ago

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