January 2012
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terrible yu darvish puns that i haven't seen in...
YU gonna finish these fries?
a - e - i - o - YU - and sometimes y.
YU can’t handle the truth.
and i miss YU (like the deserts miss the rain).
YU talkin’ to me?
ed reed. the YU.
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the work poop upper hand
i know everybody poops, but for some reason pooping at work has always intrigued me. you just get up from your desk, walk by everyone on your way to the bathroom, poop, then walk back in. everybody knows you just pooped and that’s weird to me.
when i go take a poop i try to mix up my game. leave one door, comeback in another. sometimes i return to my desk with some fake papers or office...
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December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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there's your problem. you got a damn hawk jammed... →
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the script called for my buddy steven to shadow...
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September 2011
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August 2011
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thanks, interns!
this summer we had four interns. before they left they apparently put their heads together and came up with some ideas for one of our clients.
i just got an email from the lady who managed them while they were here and this is what she said:
Some of their ideas sparked a super productive brainstorm that resulted in new concepts...
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July 2011
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June 2011
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a portion of a heated exchange with my HOA...
HOA: you voted for obama, didn't you!
ME: what? what does that have to do with anything?
HOA: yeah, you voted for obama.
ME: actually, no, i didn't (i didn't). i'm republican.
HOA: ha, you're no republican!
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you must watch this →
i give you no choice.
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