THIS JUST IN: SMARTIES HAVE FLAVORS!
i had no idea.  i have been eating smarties for at least 20 years and i had never appreciated the sublte nuanced flavor each color has.
i discovered this yesterday by accident.  i was too busy to get lunch so i ate every food-like substance i had in my office, which included a roll of smarties.  since “food” was scarce, i forced myself to ration off what i had.  that meant eating one smartie at a time.
with my hunger at an abnormally high level, my taste buds must have been heightened.  i was having a unique and very different taste with each smartie i ate.  it was like what i imagine a blind person would feel like if they could all of a sudden see.
thank you, smarties.  i no longer live in the darkness.

THIS JUST IN: SMARTIES HAVE FLAVORS!

i had no idea.  i have been eating smarties for at least 20 years and i had never appreciated the sublte nuanced flavor each color has.

i discovered this yesterday by accident.  i was too busy to get lunch so i ate every food-like substance i had in my office, which included a roll of smarties.  since “food” was scarce, i forced myself to ration off what i had.  that meant eating one smartie at a time.

with my hunger at an abnormally high level, my taste buds must have been heightened.  i was having a unique and very different taste with each smartie i ate.  it was like what i imagine a blind person would feel like if they could all of a sudden see.

thank you, smarties.  i no longer live in the darkness.

posted 2 years ago