awesome spammer names of the week

i get spam emails constantly.  here is a list of some of the best names spammers used last week in their never-ending quest to obtain access to my bank account.

mother sherry buoy - she is from holland, married a kenyan and lives in asia where her husband died in a tsunami.  she is dying of lung cancer in the hospital and wants me to take 90% of her $9.5 million life savings and “fund churches, orphanages and widows around the world” in her name and i get to keep the remaining 10%.  make it 25% and you’ve got yourself a deal.

mrs. ruth francis - i won the “nokia connecting people promotion programme.”  i must have been entered by playing ”snake” on a late-90’s nokia cell phone.

mr mohamed waleed - manages the bank of africa and is looking to deal under the table with an american.  knock-knock.  who’s there?  it’s me…under the table…ready to deal…with you!

mr. fred peters - told me i won the british national lottery.  again.

mr. steve marcus - another day, another british lottery win.  it’s almost too easy.

salina charla - trying to hook me up with “cializ,” which is kind of like cialis except it gives you bigger boners.  waaaay bigger.  trust me.

sgt brandon gary - this one seems legit.  wants to send me stolen money from iraq and i get 30%.  trick is, we “must keep a low profile at all times.”  no cops. 

mr. omar khalil al-jamal - just won $250,000 in the “middle east lottery program 2009.”  i actually entered that one, so it isn’t really spam.  must have ended up in the spam folder by mistake.

posted 2 years ago