awesome spammer names of the week
i get spam emails constantly. here is a list of some of the best names spammers used last week in their never-ending quest to obtain access to my bank account.
mother sherry buoy - she is from holland, married a kenyan and lives in asia where her husband died in a tsunami. she is dying of lung cancer in the hospital and wants me to take 90% of her $9.5 million life savings and “fund churches, orphanages and widows around the world” in her name and i get to keep the remaining 10%. make it 25% and you’ve got yourself a deal.
mrs. ruth francis - i won the “nokia connecting people promotion programme.” i must have been entered by playing ”snake” on a late-90’s nokia cell phone.
mr mohamed waleed - manages the bank of africa and is looking to deal under the table with an american. knock-knock. who’s there? it’s me…under the table…ready to deal…with you!
mr. fred peters - told me i won the british national lottery. again.
mr. steve marcus - another day, another british lottery win. it’s almost too easy.
salina charla - trying to hook me up with “cializ,” which is kind of like cialis except it gives you bigger boners. waaaay bigger. trust me.
sgt brandon gary - this one seems legit. wants to send me stolen money from iraq and i get 30%. trick is, we “must keep a low profile at all times.” no cops.
mr. omar khalil al-jamal - just won $250,000 in the “middle east lottery program 2009.” i actually entered that one, so it isn’t really spam. must have ended up in the spam folder by mistake.
