awesome spammer names of the week
i get spam emails constantly. here is a list of some of the best names spammers used last week in their never-ending quest to obtain access to my bank account.
alaaldin imad - his “message is attached,” but i am too scared to open the attachment. sorry alaaldin.
tuoga hazem - he manages an accounting department at the bank of africa and needs help from an american to cash in on an abandoned account that is holding a cool $10 million. an abandoned account? how is that even possible? did the owner of the account and his entire family die in a plane crash or something? yes. yes they did.
karen blair - long story short, she was in a car accident and somehow can’t manage her middlemansmenship of some potent animal vaccines that she buys from asia for $2,200 “per packet” and sells in america for $8,500 “per packet.” the important part in all this is i somehow make thousands in this process.
patrick chan - as the director of bank hong kong, pat is a busy man. and busy men are brief: “contact me for a proposal of $12.5m contact.” once i contact the other contact, cash money will be contacting my contact contact. contact.
anna martin - by leading with “ATTENTION WINNER,” she has my attention. you know what else has my attention? winning 800 million pounds in the uk national lottery 2009 end of year promo.
