awesome spammer names of the week

i get spam emails constantly.  here is a list of some of the best names spammers used last week in their never-ending quest to obtain access to my bank account.

alaaldin imad - his “message is attached,” but i am too scared to open the attachment.  sorry alaaldin.

tuoga hazem - he manages an accounting department at the bank of africa and needs help from an american to cash in on an abandoned account that is holding a cool $10 million.  an abandoned account?  how is that even possible?  did the owner of the account and his entire family die in a plane crash or something?  yes.  yes they did.

karen blair - long story short, she was in a car accident and somehow can’t manage her middlemansmenship of some potent animal vaccines that she buys from asia for $2,200 “per packet” and sells in america for $8,500 “per packet.”  the important part in all this is i somehow make thousands in this process.

patrick chan - as the director of bank hong kong, pat is a busy man.  and busy men are brief: “contact me for a proposal of $12.5m contact.”  once i contact the other contact, cash money will be contacting my contact contact.  contact.

anna martin - by leading with “ATTENTION WINNER,” she has my attention.  you know what else has my attention?  winning 800 million pounds in the uk national lottery 2009 end of year promo.

posted 2 years ago