awesome spammer names of the week
i get spam emails constantly. here is a list of some of the best names spammers used last week in their never-ending quest to obtain access to my bank account.
alice kipkalya kones - she’s from kenya, so that explains all the k’s in her name. her dad died in a plane crash and her wicked stepmother is trying to steal her inheritance. she needs my help because i’m from—america!—and i get 40% of $8.5 million. deal.
mr. sediq marin - i presume his first name is pronounced say-dick. i don’t even know what he wants, but i just faxed him a copy of my credit card, driver’s licence and social security card without even reading the email. it’s that easy when you take the time to come up with an awesome spammer name.
mr. james brown - yes, the james brown. back from the dead and informing me of the latest british lottery win. thanks, sex machine!
mr. hamilton reeds - he sounds fancy and important so i read his email intently. turns out i won the british canadian lotto too. the world gaming board sponsors this lottery so you know it’s legit.
mr. joseph kabore - joe’s a director in the auditing and accounting department for the bank of africa. i get 40% of a dead guy’s account if i play nice. 40% seems to be the going price these days for me to do no work, but somehow get tons of money.
