awesome spammer names of the week
i get spam emails constantly. here is a list of some of the best names spammers used last week in their never-ending quest to obtain access to my bank account.
ang chooi hwa - he…or she just told me i won a million pounds and a BMW in the “BMW new year big dash.” the trick is, in order to achieve these prizes one must first achieve total consciousness. dragon spirit: go!
mr. abdoul ldirssa - this one was titled ”very, very urgent” so i punched out the window in my office in anticipation. turns out mr. abdoul ldirssa has THE EXACT SAME DEAL for me as tuoga hazem did just one month ago. entire family dies in a plane crash, abandoned bank account, millions of dollars, i become rich. coincidence? i think so.
mr. bakare aslem - jackpot bitches! guess who just collected $1.5 million in the “first edition ever of the UAE 2010 online award program to all internet users in the world wide web?” i did. guess how i know it is legit? because bakare is from dubai and everybody has seen those email forwards with pictures of the crazy-expensive shit they have in dubai. they just be giving away money, fool!
mr. zakari soyaba - the six consecutive duplicate emails immediately grabbed my attention. i thought: ”holy shit. here comes an amazingly important/awesome deal.” zakari needs my help transferring $50 million bucks—and get this—he’s offering me a 35% cut. i replied to all six emails with my bank account info just to be safe.
mr nyejiowanaka gogo - wasn’t spam—must have been a mistake. nyejiowanaka gogo is my uncle.
