Jason Botts, Texas Rangers: Yes, the name is accurate; Jason Botts are robots designed to hit baseballs. (That’s what they’re designed for, anyway. The technology doesn’t totally work yet.) (Found by Bo at the Rangers’ season ticketholder picnic.)
jason botts was the original chris davis…without the success. oh, how i rooted for him. not at the level this gentleman rooted mind you, but the level just below that. the non-jersey-buying level.
